TEST DRIVE ; no. 2

[powergamer]

TEST DRIVE MEME

Welcome to Dyspros' second test drive meme! We're happy that you're interested in the game, and we hope that you have some fun playing with the setting, regardless of whether you decide to join or not.

As a general reminder, we recommend that you look over the game information before jumping in. In addition, if you decide you're ready to join, you're welcome to put in a reserve, and applications will open on June 8th at 12:01 AM (EST). Finally, if you have any questions or concerns, please send us a message!

So now, without further ado, let's get to playing:

A ; NEW RECRUIT

Well then, welcome to the guild, Initiate! After some thought (or maybe the choice was obvious), you've finally settled on a guild, and you're ready to get started. You're welcome to check out your accommodations and see what kind of people you'll be living with for the foreseeable future. This is your home now, so hopefully you get alone with them. If not, then you can just spend all of your time sharpening your skills!

Whether you're just claiming your bed or you're jumping right into the thick of things to practice or sign up for a mission, a new recruit is unlikely to go unnoticed.

B ; MISSION TIME

It's your first mission, which is pretty exciting, right? You have all these pictures in your head of going off to fight a dragon, to come home with great riches and valor...

Haha, fat chance.

No, you're stuck with your partner checking things off Mage Guildmaster Ossidia's shopping list. Lizard tails, pig hearts, bird feathers—seriously, can't she get these things herself? But then you get to the stranger items on the list: a lock of natural pink hair, the saliva of a glutton, the tears of a male virgin... Don't ask. Get to work!

C ; STORM THE CASTLE

Okay, the missions for initiates are pretty lame, and you're ready for some real fighting. You can go alone, or you can go with some other people, but it's off to Castle Dyspros! You'll find a variety of creatures to fight, and the power of teamwork will help you make progress through the castle!

Or you'll die. There's that too. Good thing it's fairly inconsequential, if weird!

Either way, have fun fighting to your heart's content!

D ; PICK YOUR OWN

Just like it says, if none of the others appeal to you, feel free to make up your own prompt!

Comments

[mostlymarried]

[no doubt they are getting ALL THE LOOKS when you have a bloody Punisher leading around a blushing Paladin all the way to the Lancer's Guild]

Find him; I'll wait.

[notyetlost]

[No you don't need to, Poland's already riding over. Prom queen Carrie and her date stick out like sore thumbs honestly. It's embarrassing.]

Liet what the heck are you doing bringing her here?

[vytis]

Poland! [Isn't today wonderful?] Miss Belarus needs your saliva.

[mostlymarried]

Pryvitanne Pol'shcha! Come down and be useful!

[notyetlost]

[Let Poland think about this totally not insane request for a minute um-- NO.]

Wow, like I'd totally love to help and all but like I'm using all of it right now so.

[Poland bites into the apple in his hand and talks through his mouthful.]

Go home.

[vytis]

Don't be so rude! [Really, Poland, Belarus is a lady and this request is perfectly reasonable!] It won't take that long to help.

[mostlymarried]

You'd be helping my Brother too. [by helping her help him marry her. She waves the bloody list again THIS IS GOOD COMMUNICATION RIGHT]

Look, even your husband is asking.

[THIS IS GOOD DIPLOMACY RIGHT]

1/2

[notyetlost]

You're asking for my spit and I'm the rude one? Are you kidding me? [Jeez Liet, what planet did Belarus punch your brain to today?]

[And the thought of helping Russia of all people is definitely the best way to motivate Poland to do something. Yeah...]

Well in that case...

2/2

[notyetlost]

No.

No no. No no no. Nuh uh. Not in a billion years. No. Never. Ever. Times infinity!

No. [And Poland will gleefully stick out his tongue at the pair of you. Beeeeeeeh~]

[vytis]

Lenkija! [Why are you being so unreasonable about this?]

[mostlymarried]

[Tchhhhhh- sodding Poland]

SHto z taboj? It's for a Guild mission! Or should I explain the Lancers are too high on their horses to help?

[notyetlost]

[What the hell kind of mission is this?]

Well, it's your own fault for picking a weird one! That thing can't seriously say you need Lancer spit.

[vytis]

It won't take you that long to help. [He is not going to mention it is glutton spit specifically though.]

/3

[mostlymarried]

How would I know bring it up with-

[mostlymarried]

[one second rechecking the list]

-'Mage Guildmaster Ossidya'

[mostlymarried]

It's glutton spit. They're the one asking.

[notyetlost]

[Suddenly all apple chewing stops. He couldn't have possibly heard that right there's no way--]

...what?

[vytis]

[Lithuania is eyeing the horse. There is no way he can get Poland off, but...]

[mostlymarried]

Litva agreed.

[muttering to herself-] Will they accept it if it's bloodied a bit...

[notyetlost]

I am not a glutton!

[Poland chucks the half eaten apple at Lithuania looking completely scandalized.]

How dare you! You're heavier than I am, I almost broke my arms in half trying to get you on my ghost pony!

[vytis]

[Lithuania catches the apple.]

...Oh, I thought I'd have to force you to drop this. [He beams at Belarus, Poland forgotten.] This would have his saliva on it, right?

[mostlymarried]

Yes. [and why waste more effort BYE POLAND YOU CAN STOP EXISTING NOW.]

Still need 'Tears from a Male Virgin'... is Latvija here? Or we could find a small child I suppose...

1/2

[notyetlost]

[Oh crap! That wasn't what he meant to do--]

2/2

[notyetlost]

GIVE IT BACK! [Readying the lance!]

1/2

[vytis]

Yes! He's in the scholar and merchant guild, that's not far from ours--