TEST DRIVE ; no. 2

[powergamer]

TEST DRIVE MEME

Welcome to Dyspros' second test drive meme! We're happy that you're interested in the game, and we hope that you have some fun playing with the setting, regardless of whether you decide to join or not.

As a general reminder, we recommend that you look over the game information before jumping in. In addition, if you decide you're ready to join, you're welcome to put in a reserve, and applications will open on June 8th at 12:01 AM (EST). Finally, if you have any questions or concerns, please send us a message!

So now, without further ado, let's get to playing:

A ; NEW RECRUIT

Well then, welcome to the guild, Initiate! After some thought (or maybe the choice was obvious), you've finally settled on a guild, and you're ready to get started. You're welcome to check out your accommodations and see what kind of people you'll be living with for the foreseeable future. This is your home now, so hopefully you get alone with them. If not, then you can just spend all of your time sharpening your skills!

Whether you're just claiming your bed or you're jumping right into the thick of things to practice or sign up for a mission, a new recruit is unlikely to go unnoticed.

B ; MISSION TIME

It's your first mission, which is pretty exciting, right? You have all these pictures in your head of going off to fight a dragon, to come home with great riches and valor...

Haha, fat chance.

No, you're stuck with your partner checking things off Mage Guildmaster Ossidia's shopping list. Lizard tails, pig hearts, bird feathers—seriously, can't she get these things herself? But then you get to the stranger items on the list: a lock of natural pink hair, the saliva of a glutton, the tears of a male virgin... Don't ask. Get to work!

C ; STORM THE CASTLE

Okay, the missions for initiates are pretty lame, and you're ready for some real fighting. You can go alone, or you can go with some other people, but it's off to Castle Dyspros! You'll find a variety of creatures to fight, and the power of teamwork will help you make progress through the castle!

Or you'll die. There's that too. Good thing it's fairly inconsequential, if weird!

Either way, have fun fighting to your heart's content!

D ; PICK YOUR OWN

Just like it says, if none of the others appeal to you, feel free to make up your own prompt!

Comments

Belarus | Hetalia | Punisher Class | OTA

[mostlymarried]

Option B

[Belarus can only sigh wearily. The sooner this is done the better. If they're not back by 4 it will be torture.]

Pigs, birds, lizards... I'll find a farm. Jump someone for the hair. Use Poland and Lithuania for the other two. Done in a day.

Option C
[this was more like it. She misses having a rifle; it won't be like fighting along with the partisans but it's still doing something.

Spirit of battle in mind, don't be too surprised if all her tactics amount to 'jump the thing and stab it a lot'. Don't expect much words of encouragement either; she's here for her own sake. And her Brother's.]

Let's go.

Option B

[vytis]

[Oh, does Belarus need something from him? He will be happy to provide whatever it is!]

Miss Belarus! How are you? Do you need something?

[mostlymarried]

[ah, perfect. Don't mind the suspicious amount of pigs blood Belarus seems to be covered in for some reason]

You've never done it have you?

[vytis]

Ah, that's not your blood, is it? [This is as far as the situation penetrates Lithuania's consciousness.] Done what?

[mostlymarried]

No. [this is as far as Belarus cares] I'm asking if you've ever had sex.

1/2

[vytis]

Ah--?

[vytis]

W-well, I was married... [So. He has. Is this a problem? He isn't sure. He hopes not, he would hate to make Belarus unhappy!]

[mostlymarried]

Tch... [Poland really does spoil everything]

I need to find a virgin. Male. [she waves the list... admittedly it is mostly stained with pigs blood at the moment]

[vytis]

What for? [Lithuania tries to catch a look at the list, but it's being waved around and is also covered in blood.] I could help you look?

[mostlymarried]

Need the... [somehow Belarus can still read it despite the bloodstains] ...'saliva of a glutton' too; where's your husband?

[vytis]

W-we're not married anymore, though he would probably count for that... I'm not sure where Poland is, though. He might be at his guild taking care of the horses?

[mostlymarried]

Which one's his guild? [she forgot]

[vytis]

The Scarlett Dragons. It's the lancer's guild.

[mostlymarried]

I see. Follow me. [we're off to see the Lancers~ the wonderful Lancers of Vernesse~]

[vytis]

[Following! Cheerfully! Today is a good day he is very happy!]

[mostlymarried]

[no doubt they are getting ALL THE LOOKS when you have a bloody Punisher leading around a blushing Paladin all the way to the Lancer's Guild]

Find him; I'll wait.

[notyetlost]

[No you don't need to, Poland's already riding over. Prom queen Carrie and her date stick out like sore thumbs honestly. It's embarrassing.]

Liet what the heck are you doing bringing her here?

[vytis]

Poland! [Isn't today wonderful?] Miss Belarus needs your saliva.

[mostlymarried]

Pryvitanne Pol'shcha! Come down and be useful!

[notyetlost]

[Let Poland think about this totally not insane request for a minute um-- NO.]

Wow, like I'd totally love to help and all but like I'm using all of it right now so.

[Poland bites into the apple in his hand and talks through his mouthful.]

Go home.

[vytis]

Don't be so rude! [Really, Poland, Belarus is a lady and this request is perfectly reasonable!] It won't take that long to help.

[mostlymarried]

You'd be helping my Brother too. [by helping her help him marry her. She waves the bloody list again THIS IS GOOD COMMUNICATION RIGHT]

Look, even your husband is asking.

[THIS IS GOOD DIPLOMACY RIGHT]

1/2

[notyetlost]

You're asking for my spit and I'm the rude one? Are you kidding me? [Jeez Liet, what planet did Belarus punch your brain to today?]

[And the thought of helping Russia of all people is definitely the best way to motivate Poland to do something. Yeah...]

Well in that case...

2/2

[notyetlost]

No.

No no. No no no. Nuh uh. Not in a billion years. No. Never. Ever. Times infinity!

No. [And Poland will gleefully stick out his tongue at the pair of you. Beeeeeeeh~]

[vytis]

Lenkija! [Why are you being so unreasonable about this?]