TEST DRIVE ; no. 2

[powergamer]

TEST DRIVE MEME

Welcome to Dyspros' second test drive meme! We're happy that you're interested in the game, and we hope that you have some fun playing with the setting, regardless of whether you decide to join or not.

As a general reminder, we recommend that you look over the game information before jumping in. In addition, if you decide you're ready to join, you're welcome to put in a reserve, and applications will open on June 8th at 12:01 AM (EST). Finally, if you have any questions or concerns, please send us a message!

So now, without further ado, let's get to playing:

A ; NEW RECRUIT

Well then, welcome to the guild, Initiate! After some thought (or maybe the choice was obvious), you've finally settled on a guild, and you're ready to get started. You're welcome to check out your accommodations and see what kind of people you'll be living with for the foreseeable future. This is your home now, so hopefully you get alone with them. If not, then you can just spend all of your time sharpening your skills!

Whether you're just claiming your bed or you're jumping right into the thick of things to practice or sign up for a mission, a new recruit is unlikely to go unnoticed.

B ; MISSION TIME

It's your first mission, which is pretty exciting, right? You have all these pictures in your head of going off to fight a dragon, to come home with great riches and valor...

Haha, fat chance.

No, you're stuck with your partner checking things off Mage Guildmaster Ossidia's shopping list. Lizard tails, pig hearts, bird feathers—seriously, can't she get these things herself? But then you get to the stranger items on the list: a lock of natural pink hair, the saliva of a glutton, the tears of a male virgin... Don't ask. Get to work!

C ; STORM THE CASTLE

Okay, the missions for initiates are pretty lame, and you're ready for some real fighting. You can go alone, or you can go with some other people, but it's off to Castle Dyspros! You'll find a variety of creatures to fight, and the power of teamwork will help you make progress through the castle!

Or you'll die. There's that too. Good thing it's fairly inconsequential, if weird!

Either way, have fun fighting to your heart's content!

D ; PICK YOUR OWN

Just like it says, if none of the others appeal to you, feel free to make up your own prompt!

Comments

[biteback]

[ His vision is still bleary as he turns over to grab a hold of Jean's arm. Using the leverage, he lifts himself up to his feet, balance a bit shaky. ] Wait! What happened?! I -- [ He always tries to talk before he can even remember anything. ] Weren't we just inside? [ He looks over his shoulder, the entrance of the castle blocked by Jean's horse's ass. ]

[gripes]

[ He runs a hand through his hair, ending the motion with a rough scratch at his scalp before bringing himself to stand. He rests a hand on Eren's shoulder, landing it with a bit of a rough impact. ]

Come on... you don't remember? [ He bows his head to look over at Eren through his peripheral, his expression worn and tired already. ]

You were poisoned. Do I even need to say it was because you were an idiot?

[biteback]

Poisoned? By that mushroom? [ He pulls back once he feels less dizzy, wiping at his eye. It slowly dawns on him that that his failure means they were barely able to get past the entrance... how embarrassing.

But instead of apologizing, he tears his gaze away. ] Well, I'm fine, now!! Are we going back in? Let's go.