TEST DRIVE ; no. 1

[powergamer]

TEST DRIVE MEME

So first of all, welcome to Dyspros' very first test drive meme! We're happy that you're interested in the game, and we hope that you have some fun playing with the setting, regardless of whether you decide to join or not.

As a general reminder, we recommend that you look over the game information before jumping in. In addition, if you decide you're ready to join, you're welcome to put in a reserve, and applications will open on May 4th at 12:01 AM (EST). Finally, if you have any questions or concerns, please send us a message!

So now, without further ado, let's get to playing:

A ; NEW RECRUIT

Well then, welcome to the guild, Initiate! After some thought (or maybe the choice was obvious), you've finally settled on a guild, and you're ready to get started. You're welcome to check out your accommodations and see what kind of people you'll be living with for the foreseeable future. This is your home now, so hopefully you get alone with them. If not, then you can just spend all of your time sharpening your skills!

Whether you're just claiming your bed or you're jumping right into the thick of things to practice or sign up for a mission, a new recruit is unlikely to go unnoticed.

B ; MISSION TIME

It's your first mission, which is pretty exciting, right? You have all these pictures in your head of going off to fight a dragon, to come home with great riches and valor...

Too bad those missions are for the higher ups.

No, it's the middle of the night, and you're out guarding the small fields just outside of town from wild animals. Right now you're standing by the cucumbers, which are considered especially important to guard, for some reason. You have to fight off sleepiness somehow, so maybe an animal will come out for you to scare off, or maybe you'll just end up chatting with whoever is stuck doing this with you.

Or you know, if you're a dick, you'll steal the vegetables for yourself.

C ; STORM THE CASTLE

Okay, the missions for initiates are pretty lame, and you're ready for some real fighting. You can go alone, or you can go with some other people, but it's off to Castle Dyspros! You'll find a variety of creatures to fight, and the power of teamwork will help you make progress through the castle!

Or you'll die. There's that too. Good thing it's fairly inconsequential, if weird!

Either way, have fun fighting to your heart's content!

D ; PICK YOUR OWN

Just like it says, if none of the others appeal to you, feel free to make up your own prompt!

Comments

[colress]

[damn straight he's a grumpypants right now he has better things to do with his life than to watch plants sleep. hirato's sorry attempt at holding back his chuckle does not go unnoticed, and colress is quick to shoot him a sidelong leer that lasts for all of five seconds. he turns away, cracking a smile with a halfhearted shrug through crossed arms.

at least he was in decently good company, he supposed.]

Perhaps. You didn't expect me to get my gloves dirty by actually slaying it or anything, did you?

[despite his sour mood, he seems to be fitting into the world Quite Nicely.]

[tophat]

[ oooh, this guy here... he's so much like the typical person hirato might be assigned to guard back home, at least at first glance. doesn't want to get his hands dirty at all. probably the type who'll try getting other people to do the dirty work for him while he sits back.

but perhaps he's jumping to conclusions. though hirato knows these types well, he also knows that you should never rely on first impressions to completely sum a person up. that's the kind of attitude that'll get you killed or just plain messed up. ]

Oh, no. Of course not, your highness.

[ in fact, an idea to make things even more fun comes to him then. with a few steps, he approaches colress only to reach out to clasp his hand as if he's a dainty lady of some court. ] Rest assured that I would not be able to sleep if I were to let your hands become dirtied.