dysprosooc | TEST DRIVE ; no. 1

TEST DRIVE MEME

So first of all, welcome to Dyspros' very first test drive meme! We're happy that you're interested in the game, and we hope that you have some fun playing with the setting, regardless of whether you decide to join or not.

As a general reminder, we recommend that you look over the game information before jumping in. In addition, if you decide you're ready to join, you're welcome to put in a reserve, and applications will open on May 4th at 12:01 AM (EST). Finally, if you have any questions or concerns, please send us a message!

So now, without further ado, let's get to playing:

A ; NEW RECRUIT
Well then, welcome to the guild, Initiate! After some thought (or maybe the choice was obvious), you've finally settled on a guild, and you're ready to get started. You're welcome to check out your accommodations and see what kind of people you'll be living with for the foreseeable future. This is your home now, so hopefully you get alone with them. If not, then you can just spend all of your time sharpening your skills!

Whether you're just claiming your bed or you're jumping right into the thick of things to practice or sign up for a mission, a new recruit is unlikely to go unnoticed.
B ; MISSION TIME
It's your first mission, which is pretty exciting, right? You have all these pictures in your head of going off to fight a dragon, to come home with great riches and valor...

Too bad those missions are for the higher ups.

No, it's the middle of the night, and you're out guarding the small fields just outside of town from wild animals. Right now you're standing by the cucumbers, which are considered especially important to guard, for some reason. You have to fight off sleepiness somehow, so maybe an animal will come out for you to scare off, or maybe you'll just end up chatting with whoever is stuck doing this with you.

Or you know, if you're a dick, you'll steal the vegetables for yourself.
C ; STORM THE CASTLE
Okay, the missions for initiates are pretty lame, and you're ready for some real fighting. You can go alone, or you can go with some other people, but it's off to Castle Dyspros! You'll find a variety of creatures to fight, and the power of teamwork will help you make progress through the castle!

Or you'll die. There's that too. Good thing it's fairly inconsequential, if weird!

Either way, have fun fighting to your heart's content!
D ; PICK YOUR OWN
Just like it says, if none of the others appeal to you, feel free to make up your own prompt!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[ Akari-sensei accompanying him for training? Th-this should be fine, right? It's not like this was a check-up! He could do this, Yogi could do this...

... that was if he could prevent his legs from shaking.

The blond glanced towards his back occasionally with the constant reminder that the doctor was close behind. Though with an uncertain smile the boy presses forward until the small huddle of little animals were discovered.

THEY LOOK SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU, AKARI. ]

Uwah, Akari-sensei! Look at these! Aren't they so cute? [ With a coo of delight, Yogi allows the animals to crawl up his leg and onto his neck, laughing all the while. ]

That... that tickles! Aha!

[ Being assigned to Yogi is certainly preferable to being paired with Hirato, both in the interest of monitoring his condition and having the upper hand for once, but that much exuberance can take its toll on a man's sanity. This is the fun police. Come out with your hands up. ]

Maybe to the untrained eye. [ Akari moves closer, reaching for one of the little fluffballs, feigning obliviousness to any potential effects of his proximity (or his words, for that matter). ] You weren't sent here to be careless, and I haven't been given access to proper medical supplies.

[ He picks one up off his own shoulder and sets it down. ]

According to the guild's books, they have the ability to feed on one's positive emotions. As we've seen proof of this world's magic, it's unlikely such records are false.

~~[ ...through their hair?? this sounds like some D&D logic but hey it's 5 am and why did i decide to invent random magical creatures anyway ]~~

TEST DRIVE ; no. 1

Oh hello there u///u

slowpoke says it's very nice to meet you .///.