TEST DRIVE ; no. 1

[powergamer]

TEST DRIVE MEME

So first of all, welcome to Dyspros' very first test drive meme! We're happy that you're interested in the game, and we hope that you have some fun playing with the setting, regardless of whether you decide to join or not.

As a general reminder, we recommend that you look over the game information before jumping in. In addition, if you decide you're ready to join, you're welcome to put in a reserve, and applications will open on May 4th at 12:01 AM (EST). Finally, if you have any questions or concerns, please send us a message!

So now, without further ado, let's get to playing:

A ; NEW RECRUIT

Well then, welcome to the guild, Initiate! After some thought (or maybe the choice was obvious), you've finally settled on a guild, and you're ready to get started. You're welcome to check out your accommodations and see what kind of people you'll be living with for the foreseeable future. This is your home now, so hopefully you get alone with them. If not, then you can just spend all of your time sharpening your skills!

Whether you're just claiming your bed or you're jumping right into the thick of things to practice or sign up for a mission, a new recruit is unlikely to go unnoticed.

B ; MISSION TIME

It's your first mission, which is pretty exciting, right? You have all these pictures in your head of going off to fight a dragon, to come home with great riches and valor...

Too bad those missions are for the higher ups.

No, it's the middle of the night, and you're out guarding the small fields just outside of town from wild animals. Right now you're standing by the cucumbers, which are considered especially important to guard, for some reason. You have to fight off sleepiness somehow, so maybe an animal will come out for you to scare off, or maybe you'll just end up chatting with whoever is stuck doing this with you.

Or you know, if you're a dick, you'll steal the vegetables for yourself.

C ; STORM THE CASTLE

Okay, the missions for initiates are pretty lame, and you're ready for some real fighting. You can go alone, or you can go with some other people, but it's off to Castle Dyspros! You'll find a variety of creatures to fight, and the power of teamwork will help you make progress through the castle!

Or you'll die. There's that too. Good thing it's fairly inconsequential, if weird!

Either way, have fun fighting to your heart's content!

D ; PICK YOUR OWN

Just like it says, if none of the others appeal to you, feel free to make up your own prompt!

Comments

[tsunderekun]

[Nuri needs to stop saying weird things that set Gareki off. Otherwise, this cycle will never stop.]

I-I'm not being shy...!

[This is how he always is! Stop being so infuriating!]

And that's not common where I'm from!

[incline]

[The other boy's equally reddish cheeks aren't very convincing. Actually, they might actually be even redder than Nuri's.

It makes him easily smile.]

... You're a cute person, Gareki!

[Okay, there. He dropped the honorific just for him... If it causes Gareki to become embarrassed, he'll just say without it.]

[tsunderekun]

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Are you stupid?!

[He should have clobbered him. In fact, why isn't he doing it right now?! It's probably because he can't wrap his head around the fact that Nuri is actually fifteen and not eight.

Well, it doesn't matter. Gareki has had enough of this person.]

Tch, I'm totally done with this place. If I stick around any longer, I might catch the idiot disease or something.

[One last cheek pinch and he's off running.

Forget the reward money. His patience as ran out.]

[incline]

Why am I stupid?

[Nuri is too slow to catch up on the fact that Gareki is leaving for real. He just thinks he needs a short break. (A jog is nice, especially on a chilly evening.)

That's only why he didn't chase him or convince him to stay—]

... Oh, I'll be waiting! Take your time on your walk!

[He'll even wave an arm at him... Though, Gareki should reconsider his option because it's not exactly a good move to leave an idiot like Nuri all alone.]