dysprosooc | TEST DRIVE ; no. 1

TEST DRIVE MEME

So first of all, welcome to Dyspros' very first test drive meme! We're happy that you're interested in the game, and we hope that you have some fun playing with the setting, regardless of whether you decide to join or not.

As a general reminder, we recommend that you look over the game information before jumping in. In addition, if you decide you're ready to join, you're welcome to put in a reserve, and applications will open on May 4th at 12:01 AM (EST). Finally, if you have any questions or concerns, please send us a message!

So now, without further ado, let's get to playing:

A ; NEW RECRUIT
Well then, welcome to the guild, Initiate! After some thought (or maybe the choice was obvious), you've finally settled on a guild, and you're ready to get started. You're welcome to check out your accommodations and see what kind of people you'll be living with for the foreseeable future. This is your home now, so hopefully you get alone with them. If not, then you can just spend all of your time sharpening your skills!

Whether you're just claiming your bed or you're jumping right into the thick of things to practice or sign up for a mission, a new recruit is unlikely to go unnoticed.
B ; MISSION TIME
It's your first mission, which is pretty exciting, right? You have all these pictures in your head of going off to fight a dragon, to come home with great riches and valor...

Too bad those missions are for the higher ups.

No, it's the middle of the night, and you're out guarding the small fields just outside of town from wild animals. Right now you're standing by the cucumbers, which are considered especially important to guard, for some reason. You have to fight off sleepiness somehow, so maybe an animal will come out for you to scare off, or maybe you'll just end up chatting with whoever is stuck doing this with you.

Or you know, if you're a dick, you'll steal the vegetables for yourself.
C ; STORM THE CASTLE
Okay, the missions for initiates are pretty lame, and you're ready for some real fighting. You can go alone, or you can go with some other people, but it's off to Castle Dyspros! You'll find a variety of creatures to fight, and the power of teamwork will help you make progress through the castle!

Or you'll die. There's that too. Good thing it's fairly inconsequential, if weird!

Either way, have fun fighting to your heart's content!
D ; PICK YOUR OWN
Just like it says, if none of the others appeal to you, feel free to make up your own prompt!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[ well, yeah, he was thinking it was something like that... but without all the flouncy extras. but this is coming from a guy who has probably never owned more than 3 pairs of pants at any one time. speaking of which, their differences are really, really obvious when he's looking at her pouting like a little kid and then at the tower of cucumbers she'd occupied herself by building.

if he didn't think he was being tested, this babysitting job wouldn't last long. he raises an eyebrow as he glances between Seiko and her tower. ]

Uh-huh...

[ as perplexing as it is, he doesn't actually care. if there were really anything to handle, he was prepared to take care of it. but he might as well use this to his advantage. ]

Playing around on the job, huh? That's not going to score you points either. Maybe I should report you.

[dang, no wonder this guy's a level 99 paladin knight (he looks like he'd be one-- check out those muscles!), he's pretty serious! even though this mission was super dumb at first, seiko is kind of glad she took it on, now's her chance to exercise her feminine charms. maybe he can help her during a dungeon crawl!

cue the cheek-clutching and the wiggling and the squirming.]

Nooooo--! Don't report me! I'm not at a super high level like you are, yet! I'm still just a little newbie!

[she looks up at ali from beneath her big long lashes, huge pink eyes glittering with helplessness as actual bubbles and sparkles form around her. she is just that cute.]

If I promise not to slack off anymore, you won't say anything, right? Seiko is a good girl...most of the time. ♥

[haha that was totally cute there's no way he won't go for it]

[ as immune as he is to her literal bubbles and sparkles, this was just what he wanted. it's always nice to have a bunch of expendables depending on you. putting a hand to his chin thoughtfully, he spends a moment deliberating. ]

Well... I guess I can cut you a break. Just this once. I'd hate to make a good girl look bad.

[ not that it would be hard to find out, but Ali doesn't even know her name. he was never going to report her obviously. and he's just as new, but shh. ]

Here's a tip though. Stay on target. Amateurs can't afford to take independent action.

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