dysprosooc | TEST DRIVE ; no. 1

TEST DRIVE MEME

So first of all, welcome to Dyspros' very first test drive meme! We're happy that you're interested in the game, and we hope that you have some fun playing with the setting, regardless of whether you decide to join or not.

As a general reminder, we recommend that you look over the game information before jumping in. In addition, if you decide you're ready to join, you're welcome to put in a reserve, and applications will open on May 4th at 12:01 AM (EST). Finally, if you have any questions or concerns, please send us a message!

So now, without further ado, let's get to playing:

A ; NEW RECRUIT
Well then, welcome to the guild, Initiate! After some thought (or maybe the choice was obvious), you've finally settled on a guild, and you're ready to get started. You're welcome to check out your accommodations and see what kind of people you'll be living with for the foreseeable future. This is your home now, so hopefully you get alone with them. If not, then you can just spend all of your time sharpening your skills!

Whether you're just claiming your bed or you're jumping right into the thick of things to practice or sign up for a mission, a new recruit is unlikely to go unnoticed.
B ; MISSION TIME
It's your first mission, which is pretty exciting, right? You have all these pictures in your head of going off to fight a dragon, to come home with great riches and valor...

Too bad those missions are for the higher ups.

No, it's the middle of the night, and you're out guarding the small fields just outside of town from wild animals. Right now you're standing by the cucumbers, which are considered especially important to guard, for some reason. You have to fight off sleepiness somehow, so maybe an animal will come out for you to scare off, or maybe you'll just end up chatting with whoever is stuck doing this with you.

Or you know, if you're a dick, you'll steal the vegetables for yourself.
C ; STORM THE CASTLE
Okay, the missions for initiates are pretty lame, and you're ready for some real fighting. You can go alone, or you can go with some other people, but it's off to Castle Dyspros! You'll find a variety of creatures to fight, and the power of teamwork will help you make progress through the castle!

Or you'll die. There's that too. Good thing it's fairly inconsequential, if weird!

Either way, have fun fighting to your heart's content!
D ; PICK YOUR OWN
Just like it says, if none of the others appeal to you, feel free to make up your own prompt!

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[Perhaps that beckoning will occur a little sooner rather than later... Not that she looks as thankful and blessed for the opportunity as he seems! If there's one thing good about Lezard Valeth, it's that the man oftentimes makes his presence known.

She uses that to her advantage -- without really meaning at first, she was here to begin with -- to stay far away, watching him from behind whatever wall or pillar or other obstruction she's stopped near when she first heard the familiar voice. And the Valkyrie-turned-ranger just stares.

There's not a lot else she can do at the moment.]

Edited 2013-04-25 23:23 (UTC)

[Lezard's associates from his and other guilds run off to fight monsters on his behest. While not usually the type to hire mercenaries, it just seemed prudent to use them in this world. Lezard pushes the bridge of his glasses and gives a smile.]

I never believed you to be a peeping Tammy, Valkyrie, but I'm afraid the sensation of bathing in your radiance is something I would never soon forget.

[His cape flutters in the air as he turns in the direction of the Valkyrie.]

We are united once again.

Edited 2013-04-25 23:51 (UTC)

[Just as expected as the bravado that accompanies him, so too is the man's perceptiveness. She should have been expecting this. Since she was, she takes a few steps forward easily and comes into open view, her arms resting relaxed at her sides and no perceived threat obvious on her face.]

... Lezard Valeth. I find it questionable what sort of power would summon a person like yourself here, though I suppose there are many unexplained mysteries in this place. For which goal do you currently work?

[well, besides meeting up with her again...........]

[Lezard faced upwards at the ceiling all the while still smiling. He places a hand in his pocket.]

They say that at the peak of this castle is a god able to grant wishes. While it is a juvenile rumor, I haven't got much to work with and most of the arcane texts in the academic guild's library lead back here. So here I am, doing a little investigative work, striving laboriously once again to bridge the two of us closer together.

I would say most find themselves pursuing the same such rumor. Your purpose, however, is short-sighted.

[As always. Her lips frown a little. Her brows furrow the smallest amount, before relaxing.]

People have died pursuing less.

[He steps closer to the Valkyrie.]

Have you come here just for little old me? Or were you too tempted by the siren call of wish fulfillment?

TEST DRIVE ; no. 1

i'm really sorry, i had to also D

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ahskjdj yes i made this account a few months back

man if we could just build up a valkyrie profile cast

yesss also i apologize if i'm rusty it's been YEARS since i played but i love this game

naw you're doing fine