dysprosooc | TEST DRIVE ; no. 1

TEST DRIVE MEME

So first of all, welcome to Dyspros' very first test drive meme! We're happy that you're interested in the game, and we hope that you have some fun playing with the setting, regardless of whether you decide to join or not.

As a general reminder, we recommend that you look over the game information before jumping in. In addition, if you decide you're ready to join, you're welcome to put in a reserve, and applications will open on May 4th at 12:01 AM (EST). Finally, if you have any questions or concerns, please send us a message!

So now, without further ado, let's get to playing:

A ; NEW RECRUIT
Well then, welcome to the guild, Initiate! After some thought (or maybe the choice was obvious), you've finally settled on a guild, and you're ready to get started. You're welcome to check out your accommodations and see what kind of people you'll be living with for the foreseeable future. This is your home now, so hopefully you get alone with them. If not, then you can just spend all of your time sharpening your skills!

Whether you're just claiming your bed or you're jumping right into the thick of things to practice or sign up for a mission, a new recruit is unlikely to go unnoticed.
B ; MISSION TIME
It's your first mission, which is pretty exciting, right? You have all these pictures in your head of going off to fight a dragon, to come home with great riches and valor...

Too bad those missions are for the higher ups.

No, it's the middle of the night, and you're out guarding the small fields just outside of town from wild animals. Right now you're standing by the cucumbers, which are considered especially important to guard, for some reason. You have to fight off sleepiness somehow, so maybe an animal will come out for you to scare off, or maybe you'll just end up chatting with whoever is stuck doing this with you.

Or you know, if you're a dick, you'll steal the vegetables for yourself.
C ; STORM THE CASTLE
Okay, the missions for initiates are pretty lame, and you're ready for some real fighting. You can go alone, or you can go with some other people, but it's off to Castle Dyspros! You'll find a variety of creatures to fight, and the power of teamwork will help you make progress through the castle!

Or you'll die. There's that too. Good thing it's fairly inconsequential, if weird!

Either way, have fun fighting to your heart's content!
D ; PICK YOUR OWN
Just like it says, if none of the others appeal to you, feel free to make up your own prompt!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[A; Admittedly, she's not entirely sure of how she ended up in this place, but here she is. If anyone at The Ugly Jackal was expecting all new recruits to be large and intimidating, they're going to be sorely disappointed by the short, young girl wandering into the housing arrangements. All things considered, she doesn't seem to be put off at all by how absolutely bare the rooms are. Can't be too picky when you're a ninja, after all.

Either way, she's going to be claiming one of the lower bunks and plopping down on it. Feel free to strike up a conversation or tell her that's totally your bunk, man.]

[B; She's not one to look down on any kind of mission, but after 5 minutes of standing around and doing nothing, it's pretty safe to say this is incredibly dull. She's not entirely sure of who's this person she got saddled along with, but once she's stifled a yawn with her left hand, she's going to be turning her attention towards them with a friendly smile.]

...There's really not a lot activity here tonight, is there?

[And, this is her lame attempt at making conversation. It's hard when she knows absolutely nothing about them, okay...!]

Yeah, it's kind of... boring.

[ he supposes that he shouldn't complain about quiet missions, considering his lifestyle, but... ]

Was the mission supposed to be look awesome while standing around? Because we've got that down easy.

Hm... it might have been. [Congrats, Dick. That line was cheesy enough to make a 13-year-old giggle.] We should give it our absolute best, then, shouldn't we?

[Looking awesome, she means...]

[ SUCCESS. ]

Really? I gotta step up my game, then.

[ he pauses for a moment to decide what would look cool, then leans forwards to put his hands on the ground, lifting his feet up in a hand-stand. REALLY COOL, DICK. ]

Edited 2013-04-25 22:03 (UTC)

[WAY TO BE COOL, DICK. She's just going to pause for a second, wondering what would look cool when you're barely 5", before leaning backwards and just... kind of... rolling into one of those Heimlich maneuver-ish poses, feet and hands on the ground.

1.5 in Taijutsu and 1 in Strength. Still pretty pleased with herself, okay!!!]

Think anyone's going to come while we're like this?

[ they are the coolest alright. he flashes her a thumbs up before returning his hand to the ground. ]

Definitely. Probably. We were supposed to be here, after all.

[ he can't see why people would want them to stand around being cool in a place where nobody would notice or anything. that kind of defeated the purpose. ]

Let's just hope they show up before our arms give out.

[ he's already starting to rethink this. ]

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