dysprosooc | TEST DRIVE ; no. 1

TEST DRIVE MEME

So first of all, welcome to Dyspros' very first test drive meme! We're happy that you're interested in the game, and we hope that you have some fun playing with the setting, regardless of whether you decide to join or not.

As a general reminder, we recommend that you look over the game information before jumping in. In addition, if you decide you're ready to join, you're welcome to put in a reserve, and applications will open on May 4th at 12:01 AM (EST). Finally, if you have any questions or concerns, please send us a message!

So now, without further ado, let's get to playing:

A ; NEW RECRUIT
Well then, welcome to the guild, Initiate! After some thought (or maybe the choice was obvious), you've finally settled on a guild, and you're ready to get started. You're welcome to check out your accommodations and see what kind of people you'll be living with for the foreseeable future. This is your home now, so hopefully you get alone with them. If not, then you can just spend all of your time sharpening your skills!

Whether you're just claiming your bed or you're jumping right into the thick of things to practice or sign up for a mission, a new recruit is unlikely to go unnoticed.
B ; MISSION TIME
It's your first mission, which is pretty exciting, right? You have all these pictures in your head of going off to fight a dragon, to come home with great riches and valor...

Too bad those missions are for the higher ups.

No, it's the middle of the night, and you're out guarding the small fields just outside of town from wild animals. Right now you're standing by the cucumbers, which are considered especially important to guard, for some reason. You have to fight off sleepiness somehow, so maybe an animal will come out for you to scare off, or maybe you'll just end up chatting with whoever is stuck doing this with you.

Or you know, if you're a dick, you'll steal the vegetables for yourself.
C ; STORM THE CASTLE
Okay, the missions for initiates are pretty lame, and you're ready for some real fighting. You can go alone, or you can go with some other people, but it's off to Castle Dyspros! You'll find a variety of creatures to fight, and the power of teamwork will help you make progress through the castle!

Or you'll die. There's that too. Good thing it's fairly inconsequential, if weird!

Either way, have fun fighting to your heart's content!
D ; PICK YOUR OWN
Just like it says, if none of the others appeal to you, feel free to make up your own prompt!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

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[ Guess who's taking the duty of guarding vegetables way too seriously!

That's right it's The Mysterious Hooded Figure(tm). Wait, what do you mean she can't trademark that? Alright it's just Hiyoko in a old cloak she'd picked up somewhere. She likes it because it hides her face and gives her an air of mystery and danger which will give an edge on missions! Such as guarding veggies.

Her life as a hunter gatherer as made her ever vigilant and alert. With lighting fast reflexes and strength to back it all up.

In fact she'll be swinging at the movement in the corner of her eye. ]

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[ coo coo

The birds here aren't intelligent. At least she hasn't gotten them to speak to her yet. But she does know some birdie melodies from music class at St. Pigeonations! Maybe if she sang the right song they'd sing along and then they could be friends!

Not that she doesn't want to be friends with humans! No, it's wonderful that there's so many here but she does miss the company of birds. And her bird friends.

The hooded figure can be found making cooing and whistling noises through cupped hands at a gathering of birds. ]

Coo coo, my feathered friends!

[ His loud voice and presence must have scared the flock of birds away. Alexander Ametri, the Warrior's Guildmaster, is just that kind of guy. Sorry, Hiyoko... ]

Hahaha, I'd never seen so many birds gathered at once!

[ No. The birds. Her possible new friends. There go her dreams of birdie sleepovers in the trees or camp outs in a cave. Not to mention their post-mission celebration dinners and trips to the arcade. ]

And now they're gone... [ she hangs her head a moment before rounding on him. Her face is hidden in the cloak so hopefully her voice conveys her emotion of losing the birds. ]

You have to be quiet. The birds here are shy.

[ The man may be a little obnoxious, but he knows when he's done something wrong. He even bows when he apologizes. ]

O-oh. I'm very sorry, miss. I didn't realize—by the time I got here, I thought they were ready to spread their wings and fly!

Huh? Could it be that they simply don't like me?

[ Looks like he figured that out on his own... ]

Now that I think about it, it seemed like you were talking to them earlier! Perhaps you have been blessed by Hirscerf? What did they say?

[Did someone say birds?

As a falconer Mahmut is used to larger birds than pigeons but he was also feeling lonely. For some reason his golden eagle didn't come to the city with him and the lack of that constant was upsetting.

He skillfully walks up to Hiyoko and her collection of pigeons, not a single one spooks and flies off. The downside is that she might not have heard him approach either.]

What technique is that?

Co-whoa [ The birds don't fly off but they do react to the sudden cry.

Her hunter gatherer instincts should have alerted her to the presence but somehow it didn't. A NINJA?

Once she recovers she turns to face the new comer. ]

Amazing. I didn't hear you approaching at all.

[I don't think ninjas are normally dressed up in red robes, pointy shoes, and a full arm ornate glove. It's for falconry and he never takes it off. That hood is definitely more incognito than he could ever hope to be.]

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to startle you. It would have been a shame to scare them away though.

[Mahmut whistles at the startle pigeons, hoping to calm one down and coax it to land on his hand.]

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