dysprosooc | TEST DRIVE ; no. 1

TEST DRIVE MEME

So first of all, welcome to Dyspros' very first test drive meme! We're happy that you're interested in the game, and we hope that you have some fun playing with the setting, regardless of whether you decide to join or not.

As a general reminder, we recommend that you look over the game information before jumping in. In addition, if you decide you're ready to join, you're welcome to put in a reserve, and applications will open on May 4th at 12:01 AM (EST). Finally, if you have any questions or concerns, please send us a message!

So now, without further ado, let's get to playing:

A ; NEW RECRUIT
Well then, welcome to the guild, Initiate! After some thought (or maybe the choice was obvious), you've finally settled on a guild, and you're ready to get started. You're welcome to check out your accommodations and see what kind of people you'll be living with for the foreseeable future. This is your home now, so hopefully you get alone with them. If not, then you can just spend all of your time sharpening your skills!

Whether you're just claiming your bed or you're jumping right into the thick of things to practice or sign up for a mission, a new recruit is unlikely to go unnoticed.
B ; MISSION TIME
It's your first mission, which is pretty exciting, right? You have all these pictures in your head of going off to fight a dragon, to come home with great riches and valor...

Too bad those missions are for the higher ups.

No, it's the middle of the night, and you're out guarding the small fields just outside of town from wild animals. Right now you're standing by the cucumbers, which are considered especially important to guard, for some reason. You have to fight off sleepiness somehow, so maybe an animal will come out for you to scare off, or maybe you'll just end up chatting with whoever is stuck doing this with you.

Or you know, if you're a dick, you'll steal the vegetables for yourself.
C ; STORM THE CASTLE
Okay, the missions for initiates are pretty lame, and you're ready for some real fighting. You can go alone, or you can go with some other people, but it's off to Castle Dyspros! You'll find a variety of creatures to fight, and the power of teamwork will help you make progress through the castle!

Or you'll die. There's that too. Good thing it's fairly inconsequential, if weird!

Either way, have fun fighting to your heart's content!
D ; PICK YOUR OWN
Just like it says, if none of the others appeal to you, feel free to make up your own prompt!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[ where akari's trying to shoo these little balls of fluff away, hirato's taking this sudden cuddle attack in stride. if only because it seems like getting rid of them is a futile effort. ]

All part of the job. [ he'll ignore that jab for now, thank you very much. ] Very well.

[ welp, he'll just use his sword (he totally polishes it well even if he doesn't really think of it as his okay) for this mirror business... and lo and behold, there's a completely different tiny creature reflected in it. still cute, though-- their fur feels so real and somehow that's the most curious part of this.

Harmless in the adolescent stage. this certainly is no beast worthy of slaying, scales and all that aside. while hirato is still rather skeptical of these magical explanations he seems to keep running into (and he would like to dismiss them as simple fairy tales), he also has to admit that this isn't the world he knows. this is a different place altogether, with different laws regarding what is and isn't possible, and to reject the proof presented to him would be idiotic. ]

It seems you've been studying hard.

[ so does this mean he can't stab these little shits... :( ]

TEST DRIVE ; no. 1

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