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DYSPROS MODS ([personal profile] powergamer) wrote in [community profile] dysprosooc2013-04-22 11:00 pm
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TEST DRIVE ; no. 1

TEST DRIVE MEME

So first of all, welcome to Dyspros' very first test drive meme! We're happy that you're interested in the game, and we hope that you have some fun playing with the setting, regardless of whether you decide to join or not.

As a general reminder, we recommend that you look over the game information before jumping in. In addition, if you decide you're ready to join, you're welcome to put in a reserve, and applications will open on May 4th at 12:01 AM (EST). Finally, if you have any questions or concerns, please send us a message!

So now, without further ado, let's get to playing:
A ; NEW RECRUIT
Well then, welcome to the guild, Initiate! After some thought (or maybe the choice was obvious), you've finally settled on a guild, and you're ready to get started. You're welcome to check out your accommodations and see what kind of people you'll be living with for the foreseeable future. This is your home now, so hopefully you get alone with them. If not, then you can just spend all of your time sharpening your skills!

Whether you're just claiming your bed or you're jumping right into the thick of things to practice or sign up for a mission, a new recruit is unlikely to go unnoticed.
B ; MISSION TIME
It's your first mission, which is pretty exciting, right? You have all these pictures in your head of going off to fight a dragon, to come home with great riches and valor...

Too bad those missions are for the higher ups.

No, it's the middle of the night, and you're out guarding the small fields just outside of town from wild animals. Right now you're standing by the cucumbers, which are considered especially important to guard, for some reason. You have to fight off sleepiness somehow, so maybe an animal will come out for you to scare off, or maybe you'll just end up chatting with whoever is stuck doing this with you.

Or you know, if you're a dick, you'll steal the vegetables for yourself.
C ; STORM THE CASTLE
Okay, the missions for initiates are pretty lame, and you're ready for some real fighting. You can go alone, or you can go with some other people, but it's off to Castle Dyspros! You'll find a variety of creatures to fight, and the power of teamwork will help you make progress through the castle!

Or you'll die. There's that too. Good thing it's fairly inconsequential, if weird!

Either way, have fun fighting to your heart's content!
D ; PICK YOUR OWN
Just like it says, if none of the others appeal to you, feel free to make up your own prompt!
notyetlost: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=7522510 (hrmmph!)

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[personal profile] notyetlost 2013-05-06 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay so like, we're all totally clear on the plan and whatever rig-- [Poland stops abruptly, noticing Latvia's shaking.]

Latvia, oh my god, please tell me you're not crying.
balzams: (Upset ● Tearful)

[personal profile] balzams 2013-05-06 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I am not!

[He takes a step back, offended at Poland's (completely accurate, yes there were tears in his eyes) accusations. He wipes his eyes, trying his best to make it subtle]

Adn yeah, I'm clear on the plan...
notyetlost: (hissy fit)

[personal profile] notyetlost 2013-05-06 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
You so are!

There's no crying in the plan!
balzams: (Angry ● Disgruntled)

[personal profile] balzams 2013-05-06 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
There was no sassing in the plan either but that doesn't stop you...
notyetlost: (not my fault)

[personal profile] notyetlost 2013-05-06 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Poland somehow refrains from giving into the urge to call Latvia a baby, and instead pulls him aside.]

What's your deal? Are you like, scared or something?
balzams: (Uneasy ● Worried)

[personal profile] balzams 2013-05-06 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
No way!

[Of course he was, the shaking was obvious]

I just... haven't been out on a mission before.
notyetlost: (I have a big mouth)

[personal profile] notyetlost 2013-05-06 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Not here maybe, but it's not like you were totally useless in mission-y stuff back home.

I mean you were kinda useless, but not as useless as everyone probably thought you'd be.

[Poland is the best at pep talks.]
balzams: (Uneasy ● Bad feeling)

[personal profile] balzams 2013-05-06 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks.

[GJ Poland, GJ]

But that was different! Those kinds of missions always dealt with people, not monsters that could set us on fire with no effort whatsoever!
notyetlost: (can't touch this)

[personal profile] notyetlost 2013-05-06 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
No problem. [Any implied sarcasm to that thanks completely flew over his head.]

What's the difference between a flame breathing monster and a Flammenwerfer? You're thinking about this too much, you need to chill out.
balzams: (Upset ● Complaining)

[personal profile] balzams 2013-05-06 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Flammenwerfers won't eat you afterwards!