TEST DRIVE ; no. 1

[powergamer]

TEST DRIVE MEME

So first of all, welcome to Dyspros' very first test drive meme! We're happy that you're interested in the game, and we hope that you have some fun playing with the setting, regardless of whether you decide to join or not.

As a general reminder, we recommend that you look over the game information before jumping in. In addition, if you decide you're ready to join, you're welcome to put in a reserve, and applications will open on May 4th at 12:01 AM (EST). Finally, if you have any questions or concerns, please send us a message!

So now, without further ado, let's get to playing:

A ; NEW RECRUIT

Well then, welcome to the guild, Initiate! After some thought (or maybe the choice was obvious), you've finally settled on a guild, and you're ready to get started. You're welcome to check out your accommodations and see what kind of people you'll be living with for the foreseeable future. This is your home now, so hopefully you get alone with them. If not, then you can just spend all of your time sharpening your skills!

Whether you're just claiming your bed or you're jumping right into the thick of things to practice or sign up for a mission, a new recruit is unlikely to go unnoticed.

B ; MISSION TIME

It's your first mission, which is pretty exciting, right? You have all these pictures in your head of going off to fight a dragon, to come home with great riches and valor...

Too bad those missions are for the higher ups.

No, it's the middle of the night, and you're out guarding the small fields just outside of town from wild animals. Right now you're standing by the cucumbers, which are considered especially important to guard, for some reason. You have to fight off sleepiness somehow, so maybe an animal will come out for you to scare off, or maybe you'll just end up chatting with whoever is stuck doing this with you.

Or you know, if you're a dick, you'll steal the vegetables for yourself.

C ; STORM THE CASTLE

Okay, the missions for initiates are pretty lame, and you're ready for some real fighting. You can go alone, or you can go with some other people, but it's off to Castle Dyspros! You'll find a variety of creatures to fight, and the power of teamwork will help you make progress through the castle!

Or you'll die. There's that too. Good thing it's fairly inconsequential, if weird!

Either way, have fun fighting to your heart's content!

D ; PICK YOUR OWN

Just like it says, if none of the others appeal to you, feel free to make up your own prompt!

Comments

[mascots]

[ fdsajfbsgh h-hey no pushing he'll fall!

In desperation for losing his footing, Yogi will snatch his arms forward and cling on to the nearest thing within arms reach-

-which, of course, just so happened to be Gareki. Lovely, no? ]

Waaaaah!! Careful, careful! [ SQUIRMING TO STAY UPRIGHT. ]

Then what is really going on? Should I talk to them? Maybe it was a misunderstanding...!

[tsunderekun]

[Maybe it'll teach Yogi a lesson for constantly butting into Gareki's business!

And wow, not lovely! Gareki nearly falls with the blond when he's suddenly grabbed by the arm. Of course that's going to make him even more annoyed.

Have a hard hit with his other hand, Yogi. You deserved it.]

It's none of your business, so don't involve yourself in my affairs...!

[But welp. Not Gareki can be arrested on charges of assault. Maybe.]

I'm just waiting for things to calm down before I make my escape.

[Gareki is good at planning getaways. He won't need your help, Yogi...!]

[mascots]

[ But this is what Yogi does. As a friend, it is his only option to make sure you are a good path doing righteous things!!

Lesson one: hitting Yogi would not be one of them.

Once the impact is made, the blond with throw both of his hands back from Gareki's arm in attempt to cradle his now wounded body. Which, in turn, would only cause him to fumble and land dramatically on his back. ]

Ow ow oww... [ A desperate whine as a new bruise is formed, tears already well developed in his eyes. ] I... I just want to help you!

[ He sits up, facial features dropping to a low pout. You're so cruel...!! ]

If you didn't do anything wrong, then why do you have to escape? [ Yeah this isn't exactly registering to him. ] They're not bad people, are they?