dysprosooc | TEST DRIVE ; no. 1

TEST DRIVE MEME

So first of all, welcome to Dyspros' very first test drive meme! We're happy that you're interested in the game, and we hope that you have some fun playing with the setting, regardless of whether you decide to join or not.

As a general reminder, we recommend that you look over the game information before jumping in. In addition, if you decide you're ready to join, you're welcome to put in a reserve, and applications will open on May 4th at 12:01 AM (EST). Finally, if you have any questions or concerns, please send us a message!

So now, without further ado, let's get to playing:

A ; NEW RECRUIT
Well then, welcome to the guild, Initiate! After some thought (or maybe the choice was obvious), you've finally settled on a guild, and you're ready to get started. You're welcome to check out your accommodations and see what kind of people you'll be living with for the foreseeable future. This is your home now, so hopefully you get alone with them. If not, then you can just spend all of your time sharpening your skills!

Whether you're just claiming your bed or you're jumping right into the thick of things to practice or sign up for a mission, a new recruit is unlikely to go unnoticed.
B ; MISSION TIME
It's your first mission, which is pretty exciting, right? You have all these pictures in your head of going off to fight a dragon, to come home with great riches and valor...

Too bad those missions are for the higher ups.

No, it's the middle of the night, and you're out guarding the small fields just outside of town from wild animals. Right now you're standing by the cucumbers, which are considered especially important to guard, for some reason. You have to fight off sleepiness somehow, so maybe an animal will come out for you to scare off, or maybe you'll just end up chatting with whoever is stuck doing this with you.

Or you know, if you're a dick, you'll steal the vegetables for yourself.
C ; STORM THE CASTLE
Okay, the missions for initiates are pretty lame, and you're ready for some real fighting. You can go alone, or you can go with some other people, but it's off to Castle Dyspros! You'll find a variety of creatures to fight, and the power of teamwork will help you make progress through the castle!

Or you'll die. There's that too. Good thing it's fairly inconsequential, if weird!

Either way, have fun fighting to your heart's content!
D ; PICK YOUR OWN
Just like it says, if none of the others appeal to you, feel free to make up your own prompt!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Hey, you! What do you think you're doing?!

[ Of course, she's talking about the cucumbers, thinking he was planning on eating them himself rather than using them as bait. Still, if she were to find out that much, that'd be another thing to shriek about — but first. Priorities. ]

That's. . . [ Teeth grit, prepare for full volume… ] That's the vegetable garden that I was assigned to protect! Get away from it, or I'll seriously get mad!

[ Like she isn't already. In any case, her allowing herself to fail a mission? Please. There might, just might be a fire spirit heading Gareki's way right about now as well. ]

Edited (maximum yelling...) 2013-04-26 06:03 (UTC)

[Oowww... Airi, you might have damaged his eardrums a little there.]

Could you yell any louder?

[But that sarcastic comment might egg her on even further. Not a very smart idea. Nope.]

You're going to scare the animals away with all of your screeching.

[AND YOU'LL RUIN HIS PLANS TOO.

That fire spirit would cause him some major problems if it ends up hitting him. Gareki is not going out of commission yet. Despite trying to steal some vegetables, he does plan on getting paid for the work that he's already done! His reflexes are quick enough to allow him to dodge it. But of course that's not going to go without a bit of yelling from his side.

Now he's probably scaring the animals away.]

What the hell do you think you're doing?!

You wouldn't have heard me otherwise, you idiot! Besides, you're being way louder! What are you trying to do, make everyone around you go deaf?!

[ Baseless accusations about people you hardly knew were a good idea as well, yep. ]

The mission details told me to eradicate -- [ in all honesty, they specified it being a monster that she needed to be on the lookout for, not another person… ] -- the miscreant causing mischief. . . What does it look like I'm doing, huh?!

[ Wow wow. Gareki was not allowed to have dodged her spirit? She readies another one to shoot his way again -- this time it's water and she tries to aim it so that it hits him directly in the head. He needed to cool down. ]

So this is your last warning! Step away! [ Cue a foot stomp, she's totally intimidating. Really. ]

I think you've already done that! I was just yelling to make sure you could hear me proper—!!!

[Oh, this time he did actually get hit. Luckily, it was only water, but now Gareki is completely drenched and even more annoyed.]

If you're going to take on a mission, then at least know who you're suppose be working with! This is my mission too!

[And Airi is clearly messing it up for the both of them. Yep. Let's totally put aside the fact that he was trying to steal from the garden himself.]

Or are you trying to chase me away so you can have the reward all to yourself! Is that what you're really plotting?!

[Such a devious mind for a girl in middle-school.]

Yeah, well —

[ Okay, so that might've not been the best idea, huh. . . Maybe ice would've been a better idea? Alas, it was a little too late for that. ]

Excuse me? You're the one who's desecrating the garden! It makes sense for me to try and get rid of you, ri—

[ . . . Wait. ]

Are you really supposed to be my team mate for this?

[ She might be looking just a little guilty at this point. Maybe he had grabbed the cucumbers back from whoever was trying to steal them in the first place…? ]

[Wow, Airi. You're giving him a little too much credit there. But that doesn't mean he won't play along with that assumption if she says it out loud.]

That's suppose to be the case. We're working on the same objective here.

[Which is to protect the garden. Technically, Airi really was doing her job. Oops.]

Geez, do you always blast your team mates like this?

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