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DYSPROS MODS ([personal profile] powergamer) wrote in [community profile] dysprosooc2013-04-22 11:00 pm
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TEST DRIVE ; no. 1

TEST DRIVE MEME

So first of all, welcome to Dyspros' very first test drive meme! We're happy that you're interested in the game, and we hope that you have some fun playing with the setting, regardless of whether you decide to join or not.

As a general reminder, we recommend that you look over the game information before jumping in. In addition, if you decide you're ready to join, you're welcome to put in a reserve, and applications will open on May 4th at 12:01 AM (EST). Finally, if you have any questions or concerns, please send us a message!

So now, without further ado, let's get to playing:
A ; NEW RECRUIT
Well then, welcome to the guild, Initiate! After some thought (or maybe the choice was obvious), you've finally settled on a guild, and you're ready to get started. You're welcome to check out your accommodations and see what kind of people you'll be living with for the foreseeable future. This is your home now, so hopefully you get alone with them. If not, then you can just spend all of your time sharpening your skills!

Whether you're just claiming your bed or you're jumping right into the thick of things to practice or sign up for a mission, a new recruit is unlikely to go unnoticed.
B ; MISSION TIME
It's your first mission, which is pretty exciting, right? You have all these pictures in your head of going off to fight a dragon, to come home with great riches and valor...

Too bad those missions are for the higher ups.

No, it's the middle of the night, and you're out guarding the small fields just outside of town from wild animals. Right now you're standing by the cucumbers, which are considered especially important to guard, for some reason. You have to fight off sleepiness somehow, so maybe an animal will come out for you to scare off, or maybe you'll just end up chatting with whoever is stuck doing this with you.

Or you know, if you're a dick, you'll steal the vegetables for yourself.
C ; STORM THE CASTLE
Okay, the missions for initiates are pretty lame, and you're ready for some real fighting. You can go alone, or you can go with some other people, but it's off to Castle Dyspros! You'll find a variety of creatures to fight, and the power of teamwork will help you make progress through the castle!

Or you'll die. There's that too. Good thing it's fairly inconsequential, if weird!

Either way, have fun fighting to your heart's content!
D ; PICK YOUR OWN
Just like it says, if none of the others appeal to you, feel free to make up your own prompt!
lucena: (goggles aren't a necklace dio)

[personal profile] lucena 2013-04-26 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow...

Dio is so right, he is always right. Come, tell big brother Dio your troubles, little friend.]


You can have my shooting star, then.

[This makes sense and is logical. Stay with him.]

Sounds like you need the luck more than I do.

[personal profile] soarloser 2013-04-27 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wow right back at you. What a strange yet endearing thing to say to someone........

Mahmut isn't the type to be pointlessly dismissive so he actually does smile a bit at it. Be happy, he could have said something about making his own luck or whatever.]


Thank you. Although I don't think I need it in this land. They haven't even heard of the Baltein Empire here.

[Or his country or anything. So strange.]
lucena: (hello friend)

[personal profile] lucena 2013-04-27 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[You've activated his big brother card. There's no escape now. Look at that little smile he caused; TEN POINTS FOR DIO.]

Keep it for a cloudy day. [He flops back down in the grass, considering his seriousness quota met for the time being.]

You're right, though. But you probably haven't heard of- ["The Guild," uh, well, he's learning that's not very specific around here, so--] Anatoray? Disith? Turan?

[The point being: don't angst about your homeland, boy, just be appreciative (of his imaginary luck charm).]

So you might as well keep it.

[personal profile] soarloser 2013-04-28 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
[He is a grown man he doesn't need a big brother! You're only one year older!!!!

And it goes without saying that, yeah, he really doesn't know what any of those things are so he doesn't say anything about that. Instead Mahmut leans against the fence that has always been here because of course a farm has a fence.]


Considering magic is real here it might just work as well. You might regret giving it away later.
lucena: (LET'S GO LUCCIOLA)

[personal profile] lucena 2013-04-28 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Excuse me I believe I said "no escape."

Also don't sass him about what he does with his lucky star. That's... his business... his very serious business. Shut up.]


Keep that up and you'll owe me one. I'm being generous.

[personal profile] soarloser 2013-04-28 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
[But he is so dependable and mature already...

Mahmut doesn't really reply. He just sort of chuckles for a second. It's subtle, you might miss it. Maybe he will write a poem later about stars or something. 4 u.

Speaking about serious business, remember that really important mission they had and are totally ignoring? Yeah. He turns to look at the field, wondering if he should actually do a round around it.

Who is really going to steal cucumbers? It's written all over his face but he isn't saying it out loud.]
lucena: (ha ha parties)

[personal profile] lucena 2013-04-28 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[No, he's 12.

This is some Five Leaves level nothing happening going on. Dio also looks over... at the field...

Oh yeah he had a question before that he just remembered, wait for it:]


By the way. [He flaps a hand, then points at the field.] What are these?

[Rich bitches don't garden. And there's a fair chance cucumbers are extinct in Last Exile.]

[personal profile] soarloser 2013-04-28 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[What can I say? I just can't escape from our roots.

This must have been how Dio felt when Mahmut didn't know what a pilot was. He is going to assume he means the plant though, because who doesn't know what a farm is? It's pretty much the basic of the basic.]


They're cucumbers. You've never had one before? They make good appetizers.

[So culturally enriching. I feel like a millionaire.]
Edited 2013-04-28 23:09 (UTC)
lucena: (a real anime pose)

[personal profile] lucena 2013-04-29 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Unless bird boy has a deep and passionate attachment to vegetation then, no, this vague "what kind of loser doesn't know what a cucumber is" feeling is like ten thousand leagues below the knife in Dio's heart that is "what is a pilot." JUST SAYING. Cucumber boy. Cabbage patch kid.

Alright. Vegetables. Dio gives them a look.]


Maybe something like them... [Cucumbers of the future.]

Are they rare?