Nice thought. [ Let's not focus on both the sheer pain AND embarrassment that would bring.
He stands upright, brushing the dirt off of him and patting his nasty-looking forehead. ] Hey, uh. Between you and me — if there's like, the slight chance you'd ever decline the night job privileges you just won, consider a small trade-off. Y'know, I get bathroom breaks, you get a pair of these swag-ass aviators. [ He points to his shades, which have cracked just a bit from the fall. ] Consider it a grand souvenir of this night. Put it on and let it resonate your teen tossin' confidence with ease for months to come. I know it ain't detachable, like a prosthetic arm or some shit, but it's the best I can do. I'm desperate. I need bathroom breaks. I need to pee.
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He stands upright, brushing the dirt off of him and patting his nasty-looking forehead. ] Hey, uh. Between you and me — if there's like, the slight chance you'd ever decline the night job privileges you just won, consider a small trade-off. Y'know, I get bathroom breaks, you get a pair of these swag-ass aviators. [ He points to his shades, which have cracked just a bit from the fall. ] Consider it a grand souvenir of this night. Put it on and let it resonate your teen tossin' confidence with ease for months to come. I know it ain't detachable, like a prosthetic arm or some shit, but it's the best I can do. I'm desperate. I need bathroom breaks. I need to pee.