[ A bit of laughter manages to rear its ugly head in his breath as he talks, making his sympathy seem totally ingenuine. ]

It seems like it. But I had no choice in the matter, okay? If I did, I'd offer to share with someone less fortunate.

[ He gives a pointed look almost, not realizing how fucking douchey he sounds. ] Like I said, it's a bit much. I'd trade a better view for the bed.

[ That's a lie. ]