[ Christ, all this horrible nostalgia's actually getting to him. He's got approximately half a second, so he does whatever Jackie Chan — the great martial artist (and first guy that came to mind) — would do.
He yells as loud as he can manage, jaw dropping in a Spartan-like fashion. He charges yet again, but before Mako can dodge for the millionth time, he opens his arms wide, latching onto both sides of His Jerkiness at the last moment.
done.
He yells as loud as he can manage, jaw dropping in a Spartan-like fashion. He charges yet again, but before Mako can dodge for the millionth time, he opens his arms wide, latching onto both sides of His Jerkiness at the last moment.
And, using his cranium, he butts him hard. ]