dysprosooc | missions ; may 2013 (rosefrucht 789)

MISSIONS
may (rosefrucht)

You character can rank up if they sign up for missions! Remember: only characters who have signed up for a guild are qualified to sign up for missions. Characters may sign up for a mission as a group or individually unless specified in the mission. Those who choose to sign up as a group will take up one slot.

We will only allow a maximum of two missions per character. Please do not sign up for a mission with limited slots unless you plan on playing some aspect of it out.

Alumina Cup
I signed up for the Alumina Cup, a swordsmanship tournament, because of a bet I made with my friends. After seeing the competition, I'm now too scared to go! But everyone will laugh at me if I forfeit. I don’t care if you win or not - someone, please take my place! (The same request from various clients - Waldomar the Weak, Laurent the Recreant, Karl the Cowardly, Fester the Feeble, Oden the Craven and Philip the Faint-hearted)
Requirements: Must wield a sword.	Slots: 6
Rank:	Reward: 2 silver coins, a fancy hat. 30 silver coins for the champion.

Bathing for Science
I need moonflower specimen for my research. It can only be obtained by bathing nude in a lake holding yellow flowers under the full moon. The next full moon is on the 25th of Rosefrucht, so I will need the flowers by then. Professor Gemund Kreupel
Requirements: None.	Slots: 8
Rank:	Reward: 300 copper coins, 3 vikrafte-resorting potions

I need to hide a body
On the 15th, there will be a sack in the woods north of Goldvale; it’ll be heavy. I need two people to hide it. Bury it, throw it into the river, chop it into pieces - I don’t care. By the time anyone reads this, I will be long gone. Thanks. Anonymous (This request will ICly appear on the 14th.)
Requirements: Lancers may not apply, as this will not be available to their guild.	Slots: 2
Rank:	Reward: 500 copper coins, a jewel-encrusted gold necklace

Catch the Panty Thief
There have been several reports of missing lingerie over the past week. Unfortunately, the perpetrator is still on the loose. Whoever catches the thief will be handsomely rewarded. Scarlett Dragons
Requirements: None.	Slots: unlimited
Rank:	Reward: 1000 copper coins and a medal if successful.

Wanted: Pickle Jar-Opener
The mayor needs help opening his jars of pickles! I can’t do it - my hands are too sweaty. Adelbert, Mayor Hubble’s helper
Requirements: Anyone big and strong!	Slots: unlimited
Rank:	Reward: 200 copper coins, a pair of leather gloves

Doll in the Dungeon
Me and my sister fought and I threw her doll into the castle. I think a monster ate it... Can someone pick it up, please? Ernst
Requirements: None.	Slots: 4
Rank:	Reward: 100 copper coins, some candy

Help, Big Brother!
Claude was being mean to me again! So I told him that my brother will definitely beat him up on Friday after school. Please be my big brother. Marie-Noelle
Requirements: Male, at least 13 years old.	Slots: 1
Rank:	Reward: 200 copper coins, a handmade thank you card with a drawing of you and Marie-Noelle

New Cougar In Town
I just moved into my new home in Goldvale, so I need a few manservants to help me move my furniture. Only the handsome and hardworking may apply. Frau Evelyn Berglowe
Requirements: Must be male, 18-30 years old.	Slots: 8
Rank:	Reward: 640 copper coins

Protect the Yams!
I entered a yam contest. Judging will take place two weeks from now, but I can’t help but feel that someone wants to steal my precious yams all for themselves... Please, protect my yams at all costs! Sebastian
Requirements: Must not like yams.	Slots: 10
Rank:	Reward: 200 copper coins, a bronze shield

Extermination
There’s a pack of wolves in the woods surrounding Goldvale that have turned particularly vicious. They’ve killed several sheep, and after attacking a merchant’s cart, we need a little more muscle than what the archers provide. Andor Vendelín, a farmer
Requirements: Must be a member of the warrior’s guild (paladin or punisher).	Slots: 6
Rank:	Reward: 2 silver coins per slot, six wolf pelts.

Liangyu's Request
I would like to teach others about my homeland’s culture. Please come if you’re interested in foreign cultures, learning about new places, and other such things! Actually, please come if you have free time. Please just come, anyone, I promise I’m not that picky... Liangyu Shi
Requirements: None.	Slots: unlimited
Rank:	Reward: 300 copper coins, a handwritten text detailing his homeland’s music

Ossidia's Request
I require the following ingredients for my latest concoction: - 6 schmoeilz eyes - a fesaure tongue - 3 rat tails - a strand of hair from a member of the Thieves Guild Schmoleiz and fesaure can be found in Dyspros Castle, obviously. I don't need to tell you where the rats are. Deliver the items to the Mage's Guild as soon as possible. Ossidia Bloodstone
Requirements: None.	Slots: 6
Rank:	Reward: 500 copper coins, a love potion

Mayor Hubble’s Request
It’s time to clear out my cellar for this year’s stock of pickles and preserves, but with all of the unexpected events as of late, I don’t have the time to do so myself, I’m afraid. If you can lend a bit of your time to help clear out the old jars, I would appreciate it! And compensate you, of course. Mayor Nicolas Hubble
Requirements: None.	Slots: 1
Rank:	Reward: 300 copper coins, a jar of the Mayor’s best pickles

I’m Too Cute!
I want to live a peaceful life, but these suitors won’t leave me alone! Please tell them to go away. Juliet Cassecoeur, winner of last year’s Ms. Vernesse
Requirements: None.	Slots: 6
Rank:	Reward: 300 copper coins, a basic iron weapon

Someday My Prince Will Come
There is a legend about a handsome, noble prince who was transformed into a frog by an evil witch and banished into the dark forests of Vernesse. They say the curse can only be broken by a kiss from a maiden... but I hate frogs! I had our people collect a thousand frogs from every dark forest in the land, so I need maidens to kiss them and bring the prince to me. Colette, daughter of Madame Maxime of Madame Maxime’s Menagerie
Requirements: Must be female.	Slots: unlimited
Rank:	Reward: 500 copper coins, a bottle of mouthwash

missions ; may 2013 (rosefrucht 789)

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