option b; [ When it's the dead of night and the greatest mission your guild can currently offer you is guarding someone's vegetable garden, things tend to get... boring. If you're Dave, the best way to ignore the increasingly persistent nudge of offense taken from being assigned such an unimportant task would clearly be to make conversation with the guy next to you. You know, to stay awake. Fuck their life story. ]
Dude. If a Berserker and a Punisher had a fight who would win?
option d; [ And he's wandering around Silverbourne, which is considerably less busy than the last district he was in. He's making his way through, but he can't shake the feeling of unease. It's all too familiar with these parts of town; one minute he's window-gazing, the next some guy on a motorcycle pulls up right in front of him and threatens to shoot, forcing him to give up his monkey. Just like how he could've sworn that happened in a less-than-ironic graphic comedy, his life in Goldvale would likely be enhanced by having some sort of good luck charm. And even if the guild leader asked, he'd just tell him the his revelation. You know what would make guild life better? A pet monkey.
dave strider | homestuck
[ When it's the dead of night and the greatest mission your guild can currently offer you is guarding someone's vegetable garden, things tend to get... boring. If you're Dave, the best way to ignore the increasingly persistent nudge of offense taken from being assigned such an unimportant task would clearly be to make conversation with the guy next to you. You know, to stay awake. Fuck their life story. ]
Dude. If a Berserker and a Punisher had a fight who would win?
[ Referring to two classes, of course. ]
option d;
[ And he's wandering around Silverbourne, which is considerably less busy than the last district he was in. He's making his way through, but he can't shake the feeling of unease. It's all too familiar with these parts of town; one minute he's window-gazing, the next some guy on a motorcycle pulls up right in front of him and threatens to shoot, forcing him to give up his monkey. Just like how he could've sworn that happened in a less-than-ironic graphic comedy, his life in Goldvale would likely be enhanced by having some sort of good luck charm. And even if the guild leader asked, he'd just tell him the his revelation. You know what would make guild life better? A pet monkey.
So he stops the next person he sees. ]
Hey — you know where the pet store is?