[He stops his pilfering when he notices that weird light. Slowly, he turns, and when he sees what it is there behind him, he drops his cucumber. He's shaking, and frozen in fear, until he hears the pants wetting comment!]

H-hey! Wait a minute! You're going to accuse me of that before you even get to know me?! You brought something like this, straight from the depths of Hell, and you have to throw in some insults too?!